About him..About her

When she is single ..her mobile is always silent (of course mehs heya elly 3amlaah :D) and the her tone is always loud

When they are in a relationship…her mobile becomes the most important thing ..And it is always set in the silent mode

When they got engaged, her mobile is not silent any more, it rings with Sherine’s songs(3’aleban ya3ni :d) instead

When they got married, the mobile back to the single status with exception that there are no more friends calling aslan :D

When he likes you, and you like him back, he run away.

When he likes you and you don’t like, he will run after you the whole your life:D

When you like him and he doesn’t like you back, then “zrofy matesma7sh ana asef”!

When he asks “dear, would you marry me??”, and her answer is “NO”, then she actually means let me think :D

When she is Single, her Facebook profile picture is “Me, Me with my friends or Me with my family”

When she is engaged, her Facebook profile picture is “Me and Him”, even if she was from the people who refuse to upload their personal photos

When he is engaged, in a relationship, or single, his profile picture is one of the 2 “A football player, or his picture with his friends” :D

When they broke up, she needs years to forget, but he just needs eye wink :D

When they fall in love, he is thinking of “I love you” and she is thinking of “When will he say “would u marry me :D” da 3ashan bas ye3rafo eno el banat betgeeb men el a5er :D ”

Of course, there are any exceptions, but what led me to write that is I saw real samples of the above from real life…we 3agaby!